So storytime Liaum :D
You can actually just carry on and ignore this in your dash because no one really cares, but I felt the need to share with you Liaum and you’re not on skype >:C
Alli took me to my first ever grad party. I felt so included \o/ But then we got really drunk and slightly high and I wanted to be friends with EVERYONE and so then I wandered off and had strange adventures, and my friend Kristine found me and felt the need to take care of me so she wandered around next to me but then I got really tired and sat down and the cops got called so we all had to go home early, and I was tired so Kristine told me she’d go find Alli for me only Kristine was drunk too, so she walked away to hunt for Alli and SHE FORGOT ME.
LITERALLY, I am unsupervised for FIVE MINUTES and Kristine comes back to find me making out with someone I don’t know who graduated the year before us. I would say that Drunk Me is a whore, but actually I’m just a whore in general so this applies as a blanket statement. And wow there are only two periods in the above paragraph WHAT IS THIS. FIVE MINUTES.
But that’s not the actual story. I was sitting in Math class today being miserable and bored and as a consequence of this I was eavesdropping on the kids behind me like a total snoop. There were some guys making fun of the girl sitting in the desk across the aisle from me, and I realized awkwardly halfway through class that they were teasing her because I kissed her boyfriend and she wasn’t there that night. But what they DIDN’T realize was that I remembered the entire night, so I sat there trying desperately not to die of laughter.
Long story short, I got left alone for FIVE MINUTES at my first ever grad party and instantly became the talk of the school without even sleeping with anyone. For one glorious night I felt like a real teenager instead of an antisocial freak who lurks her computer all night.
I REGRET NOTHING.
