When I’m sad I dream about wisteria

Turning off your phone and then literally dismantling the battery and SIM card because you’re scared of someone texting you

manafromheaven:

glassmenagerie:

henryclervall:

OH MY GOD

But have you been on CarpetsFirAirports.com?

omg go to the site though it’s HILARIOUS

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

So an entire pack of Belmont blues did not do anything to help numb what I’m feeling but I am the fucking CHAMPION of smoke rings and no one can tell me otherwise

Why do I feel sadness and loneliness so viscerally? Why is such an abstract concept such an overwhelming and physical feeling of pain?